I don't... uh.,.. something

Oh, and snatch... lots o snatch...

Donk consider the finger a gift, I have nine more and I'm not stingy. stingey sting... how the fuck do you spell shtingey?

She said this but maybe she's lying. 

His wife said:

"I was on the phone with him, he set the receiver down and he did it. I heard the clicking of the gun," said the author's widow, adding that the clicking sounded as if he was striking the keys of his typewriter. She heard a loud, muffled noise in the background, but did not know what had happened. "I was waiting for him to get back on the phone." He never did.

Both Anita and Hunter's son Juan say Hunter had planned his death

http://www.talkleft.com/story/2005/02/25/870/36423 

 (Not trying to bug ya, big thumb guy)

Oooh, close.  At first I couldn't smell the semen so I wasn't going to give it back.  You're lucky the taste was still there.  I'll go ahead and drop this thing in the mail to ya on Tuesday.

I dunno. I'd just heard he was speaking to her on the phone when he did it. That's fucked up, I thought to myself.

For what it's worth, and again I dunno that either, at

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_S._Thompson#Death

it says:

 They reported to the press that they do not believe his suicide was out of desperation, but was a well-thought out act resulting from Thompson's many painful medical conditions. Thompson's wife, Anita, who was at a gym at the time of her husband's death, was on the phone with him when he ended his life.

I think I left some finger in the yard...
...shit, I must have had a good time!!! I think... don't remember...

You can listen to the entire new Huey Lewis song here:

http://larryfire.wordpress.com/2008/07/05/listen-to-the-new-huey-lewis-song-from-pineapple-express/

Happy Fuck the Fucking Limneys Day! (CB not included)

Whoa there Crap T. If there's any Limey fucking going down then this fella would appreciate being considered. Or at least allowed to watch.

Anyway, today is the 5th and i'm gonna party like it's ma birthday, gonna sip Bacardi or some suitably refreshing beverage like it's ma birthday. 

You gotta trim that shit and use baby-wipes, Pauly!!

Merry Forf of July!!!  

Fuck you guys.

Properly.

BTK, spelling is for wimps.

And

You want to know what me ignoring my guests looks like?
A smashingly good looking crackjer siiting at my PC with a 100 octane 7&7 in my hand FilmDrunking, and flippping off anyone who tries to talk to me.

GGGRRRRR...something!!!!11!!1!!

Oh sure, I show up and everyone leaves...

<sniffs pits>

...Hmmm, beefy.

I went to the grocery store about an hour ago, and I was one slack jawed mouth breathing goon stopping in the middle of the aisle and not understanding what "excuse me" means away from totally loosing my shit and flaying someone to death with some Italian sausage.

But no I'm drunk and everything is A O K!!

Happy Fuck the Fucking Limneys Day! (CB not included)

Howdy, turd burglars.  I hope none of you lose any fingers to fireworks tonight, unless it means less competition for some sweet prize for COTW.  If so, please consider amputation by means of a rapid and patriotic explosion.

just in case any of you chicks with dicks wanna check out the trailer for the day the earth stood still (jennifer c. looks hot in this and keanu reeves still looks like a tool with the iq of a horse shoe):

http://tinyurl.com/tdtess 

It's no secret, except to Dimtri here, but the best pick-up line as everyone knows is "Pardon me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you"?

Bang!  Right in to her pants.  And wallet too for that matter.

Donk, I know that was common practise among nobility, but it was never featured in the series so I didn't feel the need to include it in my upcoming party.  Just all the wanton sex.

Also not featured: blades through the jugular, incest, unrequested torture.

And a final ruin

http://en.genzu.net/sokumen/

Type in your FILM DRUNK, become SEX CHANGE!!

Ah haha! You are the gay! 

Boooo! Boooo! I dance to it! 

BK, there is rumour of a Rome movie!

Funny you should mention it, I'm having a "Rome"-themed party this weekend.  Toga party (naturally), we'll be drinking mead out of mooncups, and the evening will wrap up with an orgy.  At least I hope it will.